2/6/2012
me: GUYS WITH GIRLS NAMES ARE FUCKOS. DANA SANDY JAMIE PADDY.
Sean: LISA.
me: YEA MY BROTHER’S NAME IS LISA. HE ENDED UP FINE BUT HE’S STILL A FUCKO. I BLAME THE PEOPLE WHO INVENTED NAMES. NO I’M NOT TALKNG ABOUT THE PARENTS!
Sean: :::tags in:::: HI I’M THE GUY WHO INVENTED NAMES. YOU SEE THOSE LICENSE PLATES IN THE SOUVENIR STORE WITH NAMES ON ‘EM? THAT’S ME
me: YOU ARE THOSE LICENSE PLATES IN THE SOUVENIR STORE?!?!? I THOUGHT THEY WERE PLASTIC!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WOOOOOOOOOAH!
Sean: YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND.
me: LIKE A RECORD BABY.
Sean: (i’m a carousel of license plates)
me: YOU MUST BE DIZZY MR. LICENSE PLATE GUY. SO ANY ONE WHO EVER BOUGHT ONE OF THOSE YOU CAN SEE INTO THEIR LIVES BECAUSE THEY HAVE A PART OF YOU
HANGING ON THEIR KEYS IN THE IGNITION? IN THEIR POCKET? COLLECTING DUST ON SOMEONE’S DRESSER?
Sean: THAT’S RIGHT. THERE’S A PART OF ME IN ALL OF YOU. ALL OF YOU WHO BOUGHT A LICENSE PLATE.
me: I DON’T HAVE ONE OF THE LICENSE PLATE KEYCHAINS!
Sean: WOOOOAAAAAH!!!!! god damn you THE POINT IS, I INVENTED NAMES.
MY LICENSE PLATE CAROUSEL IS THE PRIOMORDIAL SOUP OF NAMES. IS YOUR NAME JEN? THEN THERE WAS A JENNIFER, AND SHE BEGAN ON MY LICENSE PLATE.
me: OHHH YEA I THINK I SAW YOU IN A SCENE IN TREE OF LIFE.
Sean: THAT’S RIGHT I BIT A DINOSAUR’S HEAD OFF.
me: LOL. I LIKE SAYING ACRONYMS.
Sean: I MADE A JOKE.
me: SORRY FOR BRINGING SOMETHING ELSE WEIRD INTO THE MIX.
Sean: I’M NOT NO GODDAMN DINOSAUR.
me: YES YOU ARE! I LIED! I HAVE A BRACHISAURUS LICENSE PLATE KEY CHAIN!
Sean: WOAH! LOOK AT MY HANDS, BRO!
me: WOOOOOOOOOAH!
Sean: WOOOOOOAAAAHHHH!!!!
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