ADDENDUM: we missed a good opportunity for a connection here, Sean said in the beginning “CORPORATE CONGLOMERATES SHOVING NEWS DOWN OUR THROATS”MAYBE THAT’S WHY HE DIDN’T HAVE ONE!

ADDENDUM: we missed a good opportunity for a connection here, Sean said in the beginning “CORPORATE CONGLOMERATES SHOVING NEWS DOWN OUR THROATS”MAYBE THAT’S WHY HE DIDN’T HAVE ONE!

2/6/2012

 me:  GUYS WITH GIRLS NAMES ARE FUCKOS. DANA SANDY JAMIE PADDY.


 Sean:  LISA.


 me:  YEA MY BROTHER’S NAME IS LISA. HE ENDED UP FINE BUT HE’S STILL A FUCKO. I BLAME THE PEOPLE WHO INVENTED NAMES. NO I’M NOT TALKNG ABOUT THE PARENTS!


 Sean:  :::tags in:::: HI I’M THE GUY WHO INVENTED NAMES. YOU SEE THOSE LICENSE PLATES IN THE SOUVENIR STORE WITH NAMES ON ‘EM? THAT’S ME


 me:  YOU ARE THOSE LICENSE PLATES IN THE SOUVENIR STORE?!?!? I THOUGHT THEY WERE PLASTIC!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WOOOOOOOOOAH!


 Sean:  YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND.

 me:  LIKE A RECORD BABY.


 Sean:  (i’m a carousel of license plates)


 me:  YOU MUST BE DIZZY MR. LICENSE PLATE GUY. SO ANY ONE WHO EVER BOUGHT ONE OF THOSE YOU CAN SEE INTO THEIR LIVES BECAUSE THEY HAVE A PART OF YOU

 HANGING ON THEIR KEYS IN THE IGNITION? IN THEIR POCKET? COLLECTING DUST ON SOMEONE’S DRESSER?

Sean:  THAT’S RIGHT. THERE’S A PART OF ME IN ALL OF YOU. ALL OF YOU WHO BOUGHT A LICENSE PLATE.


 me:  I DON’T HAVE ONE OF THE LICENSE PLATE KEYCHAINS!


 Sean:  WOOOOAAAAAH!!!!! god damn you THE POINT IS, I INVENTED NAMES.

MY LICENSE PLATE CAROUSEL IS THE PRIOMORDIAL SOUP OF NAMES.  IS YOUR NAME JEN? THEN THERE WAS A JENNIFER, AND SHE BEGAN ON MY LICENSE PLATE.

me:  OHHH YEA I THINK I SAW YOU IN A SCENE IN TREE OF LIFE.

Sean: THAT’S RIGHT I BIT A DINOSAUR’S HEAD OFF.

me:  LOL. I LIKE SAYING ACRONYMS.


 Sean:  I MADE A JOKE.


 me:  SORRY FOR BRINGING SOMETHING ELSE WEIRD INTO THE MIX.


 Sean:  I’M NOT NO GODDAMN DINOSAUR.


 me:  YES YOU ARE!  I LIED! I HAVE A BRACHISAURUS LICENSE PLATE KEY CHAIN!


 Sean:  WOAH! LOOK AT MY HANDS, BRO!


 me:  WOOOOOOOOOAH!


 Sean:  WOOOOOOAAAAHHHH!!!!

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